[Avalon IC Inbox][un: thanatos]

[inevitablerest]

[beep.]

Comments

horrible text misfire; un: bluerose

[birdflipping]

Miss you already princess

Let me know if you need anything while I'm gone okay? Love you

jesus christ

[inevitablerest]

[Thanatos thinks this one over for a minute. It's clearly not meant for him, but should he ignore it then? Protocol with this sort of thing is somewhat beyond him still.

Eventually he does decide on responding.]

I feel it necessary to inform you that the object of your affections did not receive your message.

[birdflipping]

[...........................

this was very polite, despite the infinite cringe, so he should probably say something back]

Oh
Thanks for the heads up

in the continuing adventures of than's inbox misfires; un: didnot

[morns]

just saw a fight o er the colour mauve.
that even a colour?

un; thanatos

[inevitablerest]

[Is this just going to keep happening? Well, since she asked...]

I've never heard of it.

[morns]

( yes. )

not just me? good
thiught it was a name.

Text : Un; Caster (backdated to the 4th)

[colchismagecraft]

[Please excuse the terrible typing Thanatos, she's a little nervous.]

i hope this is the right number

thanatos?

i

i think i ended up contactng your brother

hypnos is here as well

i dontbelieve i have offended him but how likly is he to cause a problem if i have

[inevitablerest]

I know that he is.

If you offended him, which I believe to be very unlikely, the worst you need prepare yourself for is him making fun of you.

[colchismagecraft]

hes contacted you then

im glad

thats not as bad as i was expecitjng

1/3 text | un: hypnos

[verytired]

Thanatos.

2/3 text

[verytired]

I know it's late, so you must be up. Message me back.

okay, now we're audio

[verytired]

[ Nevermind text, he shifts straight to an audio call. ]

Ring, ring, happy late at night, Thanatos!

[inevitablerest]

[He had ignored the pinging of the first two messages after first glancing at the time of night and then checking that it wasn't Zagreus trying to get hold of him.

The third time, the call is far more obnoxious. Thanatos mutters something against his pillow and reaches for the device with a sigh.]

What do you want, Hypnos.

action;

[fooligans]

[ The bunny café craze from last month seems to be mostly over, leaving just a few of them around. To attract more customers, one of them has an all-you-can-eat offer, but there's requirement—you have to bring a friend. It's literally the worst day to wander around all alone which Akira is currently doing. Since it would be a shame not to try some desserts offered in this café, in his desperation, Akira starts asking random people on the street if they wouldn't like to join him.

And Thanatos happens to be one of them. ]

Excuse me, are you busy right now?

[ For someone poking strangers, he at least tries to be polite. ]

[inevitablerest]

[The moment he's hailed, he does wish that he was busy. Sure, he could lie about it, but this could also be someone needing some kind of assistance and Thanatos does have a certain level of honour about him.]

No.

[And he was polite, at least.]

Did you want something?

Text, un: Caster (backdated to 14th April)

[colchismagecraft]

[Well Hypnos had suggested she send him this meme, so...]

i hope you're well

i have discovered that there are
memes
of us and our legends

i found this and hypnos seemed to think it would amuse you

[And she's attached this picture.]

[inevitablerest]

[He takes a long time to reply.

Of course Hypnos would prompt her to send him this, and he isn't sure if she did so because she genuinely thought he would find it funny or because she felt like she shouldn't disobey a suggestion from his brother.]

You'd be surprised how often people do that.

text; un: hypnos

[verytired]

Thanatos, what do you wear on a date that isn't a hoodie and sweatpants?

voice

[inevitablerest]

[Okay, first of all--]

What.

[-- then secondly--]

Is there something you need to tell me?

[-- and finally,]

Where are you.

text, un: tartaglia

[commediadellanime]

[Well, the first time Childe asked this question it ended up not going to who he meant it to go to...

So he tries again. Unfortunately, Childe's few months in Camelot still hasn't made him a master of smartphones.]

okay so.
would a god retire in your world?

[inevitablerest]

[He's used to getting random texts by now - it seems to happen with astonishing frequency. The question is an odd one, though.]

What is 'retire'?

text; un: helloooooo

[hellescape]

Hey Than! As a token of appreciation for all that you've done for me on my many, many escape attempts, and now for looking out for me here in Camelot, please allow me to return the gesture.

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

💖 oh look this one is sparkling

💘 this one has been shot by Eros himself!

❤️‍🔥 THIS ONE IS ON FIRE

[inevitablerest]

[Tsch!]

What is this, Zag.

text; un: hypnos

[verytired]

I drew something amazing for you.

[ does he know it's not amazing? yes. does he care? no. ]

[inevitablerest]

[Oh by the gods.]

What in Chaos' name is that.